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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

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saruhbreezy:

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

Lmfaoooo

saruhbreezy:

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

Lmfaoooo

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swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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urkahscapuj:

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?"

urkahscapuj:

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?"

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bieber-news:

April 23: Video of Justin performing Baby at V2 Nightclub in Tokyo, Japan

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ellendegeneres:

One of our contestant’s from our new segment, “Got Nun Talent,” shared a classic joke with us.